Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. How? He gave... - FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 09:56

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. How? He gave me the clap. FML

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Wednesday 29 May 2019 6:56

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Wednesday 29 May 2019 6:56

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