Today, I found out I'm pregnant despite using both the implant... - FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2018 19:56

Today, I found out I'm pregnant despite using both the implant and condoms. I spoke to my fiance, two days ago about having a baby. He's not ready. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 7:26

Not "her" issues, "their" issues.

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:50

She doesn't have nine months to work through 'her issues' if her fiancé isn't ready for a baby.... if she keeps it then he could leave her to deal with it on her own.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 3 September 2018 10:02

I don't understand how you are. Condoms and an implant don't scream "I want a baby now!", so with both of them failing, and you suddenly doing a 180 on being ready for a kid has obviously freaked him out. You've got nine months to work through your issues. Make sure you both choose the right option for your life together.

Emma Marshall 19

Tuesday 4 September 2018 4:50

She doesn't have nine months to work through 'her issues' if her fiancé isn't ready for a baby.... if she keeps it then he could leave her to deal with it on her own.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 7:26

Not "her" issues, "their" issues.

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