Today, I dragged my entire family to the beach for a swim. I... - FML

By Moses - 25/04/2016 15:31 - Egypt

Today, I dragged my entire family to the beach for a swim. I don’t know what was up with the tides but the water was all over the place as soon as we came near. FML

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wheresmymary 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 12:49

Why would this be historical?

Mightyrif 23

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:45

Why is there only a "I agree, that's historical" button? Give us the usual 2 opposing opinions at least.

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momo3p 22

Thursday 28 April 2016 20:01

The new FML is ass

Blake77_fml 19

Saturday 30 April 2016 5:45

I think the new update stuff should just be separated from the original feed, that way, people who dont like this stuff dont complain and those who like it can still view it

srich83 5

Sunday 8 May 2016 0:16

This is not historical!

astonhorton 10

Thursday 19 May 2016 4:53

This isn't history because it never happened

fun_fml 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 12:25

Oh my gosh. I have to show my family some of these Historical FMLs. I would love to see their reaction.

sallygee 9

Friday 28 June 2019 16:32

I dont get this at all? the water was all over the place? maybe because you were at a beach?

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