Health: Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding,...

By Painful periods - 08/03/2018 18:00 - United Kingdom - Lincoln

Today, I cut my balls while shaving. They wouldn't stop bleeding, so I had to go about my day wearing a maxi pad. My girlfriend won't stop congratulating me on growing into a beautiful young woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 630

You deserved it 1 821

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

manb91uk 22

Thursday 8 March 2018 19:25

I can tell this is a difficult period in your life. I recommend a hot water bottle, ice cream, a romcom and lots of lounging on the couch.

Kurliez408 32

Thursday 8 March 2018 19:05

Shouldn't you have gone to the hospital if it was so bad?

Comments

leeloo7 22

Friday 9 March 2018 13:37

To quote Elaine from Seinfeld “I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things between your legs” lol

ARISKomuniszt 24

Friday 9 March 2018 18:03

Just don't shave...

MitiMiki 16

Friday 9 March 2018 22:14

Your girlfriend is straight up awesome..

NicF13 2

Sunday 11 March 2018 17:51

I'm not gonna say I've never cut myself shaving but damn was you using hedge clippers because usually I just bleed a couple drops

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Friday 13 July 2018 20:53

I know how that feels, bro.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

The Top

Today, while waiting at a bus stop, I took one Airpod out of my ear to put it in its case. However, it slipped out of my hand, and at that exact time, the bus pulled over and instantly crushed it. A replacement bud costs $95. FML

I agree, your life sucks 663

You deserved it 737

Today, I had to blow my nose. Trying to be a considerate roommate, I tiptoed over to the bathroom in the dark, which would have been fine, if I hadn't tripped over a chair and crushed the art project that she's been working on for the past month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 973

You deserved it 8 334

Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to celebrate our 4-year anniversary with a shadow box I had made for her of our memories over the years. I left her house single, with a small bag of "breakup candy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 349

You deserved it 1 736

Today, I was on a bus and I was so exhausted that I fell asleep. According to a few other passengers, I nestled into the chest of the guy next to me, and hit him every time he made a noise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 714

You deserved it 9 838

Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 042

You deserved it 31 896

Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 489

You deserved it 80