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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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By LAME - 23/02/2009 08:09 - United States

Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML

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By Say Cheese - 22/08/2011 17:19 - United States

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 02:00

Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML

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By Photagrapher - 18/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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nolarboot 10

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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kris1256396 17

Friday 6 March 2015 4:53

She's a keeper

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 10 April 2015 15:03

FML? She did what you asked; cheesecake is delicious.

iwanttogotoparis 26

Saturday 2 May 2015 16:13

That is the correct response

nenyeni 0

Tuesday 20 October 2015 5:27

Hahaha

lilfox67 13

Friday 6 November 2015 5:21

You got what you asked for lol

Shaeleigh Heather Smith 12

Thursday 23 March 2017 10:34

Well, cheese cake is defiantly yummy! YDI :p

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