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By Anonymous - 22/07/2011 06:29 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML

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By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML

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Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

Gotta love cheesecake though. :)

x_messyjessy_x 0

Friday 22 July 2011 19:19

are you saying chessecake is not yummy??

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katiebeeeee 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:30

that is hilarious

kristimendola 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 4:31

well what did you expect? creep...

shaana_fml 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:10

is she married? lol cheesecake is awesome and I just sent a pic of cheesecake to a friend, in TX, who wanted a "yummy" pic :) I AM married :)

iMagzzzy 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:46

Who the hell says yummy, are you nine?

nhnh 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:29

oh my gosh!! I saw that on tumblr!!

izzaahti 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:46

Hahahaha this is funny!

RainbowStalin 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 9:07

Send me those picks!

Ukeee_X 19

Sunday 24 July 2011 18:10

Now that's my kind of yummy.

sboom26 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 18:59

what did you respond to that?

savfd645 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 21:36

smart girl there... you deserve it

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