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Username - 23/08/2011 15:55 - United States

Today, I asked my two children why they smelled like pee after we had gotten lunch at McDonald's. They told me that they were playing in the puddles in the play-place. FML

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failedfather - 16/12/2013 16:34 - Australia - Ferntree Gully

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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kellb123 - 18/12/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML

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gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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Whatthe - 18/04/2017 20:00

Today, I walked into a bathroom to find a dad telling his kids not play with the pee in the urinals. FML

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Anonymous - 08/12/2011 12:40 - Australia

Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML

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i'm not paid enough for this shit (and piss)

Anonymous - - Australia

Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an "accident" in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year-olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML

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Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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Anonymous - 17/04/2017 08:00 - Australia - Moonee Ponds

Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML

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Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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krazy_glu3 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:56

Hopefully they didn't play in the 'mud' either...

KushMastaDisasta 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 18:58

FYL for letting your kids go into the play area at McDanks.

oops_im_fucked 8

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:27

Oh I love those!!

weebitt 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:28

Kids will be kids! It happens. In the mean time just laugh about it, because it's very funny !(:

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:33

At least the homeless bums who live in the Play-Place are supplying the kids with copious amounts of entertaining urine.

SCREAM4meeee 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:34

Aren't you supposed to supervise your children in those things? That's fkn disgusting.

Death_From_Above 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:35

They probably made the puddles in there

jessesgirl14 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 19:36

I once took a video cam up into the play place at mcdonalds... I filmed every disgusting thing in there then contacted the owners of that particular Micky d's and showed him the video. He was furious and made sure the issues were resolved!

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Tuesday 23 August 2011 21:00

Good for for recording how nasty these indoor play places are! Did you have the chance to post it on the internet for all the people to see? I think that would have been a good thing. Sorry OP that that happened, i also hope you reported that, how awful!

jessesgirl14 16

Tuesday 23 August 2011 22:06

I did! I posted the video as well as pics... It was disgusting and now I don't eat in restaurants with play places because I don't want my kids to feel like they are missing out when I tell them they can't go play inside those nasty places...