Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher....

By OopsKid - 30/05/2011 18:14 - France

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

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Monday 30 May 2011 23:58

That is not as embarrassing as when you accidently call your teacher dad or mom

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Comments

daxter136 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:37

accidents happen

mexicotoucher 7

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:41

I've said this before and will say it again. Pretend you were trolling.

HannahLouise96 13

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:38

I've done that before! Called my teacher 'Mum' once as well.

evanmiester 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:39

haha nice one

thekrammer 5

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:41

Everyone has done that before

Natalie403 6

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:16

^ Love your pic xD

barbiekid542 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:42

haha, I do that every class period xD

OCDC 9

Tuesday 31 May 2011 3:31

You think you'd learn by now...

iPhilosophy 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:48

what the **** are you retarded or drunk, how does that happen

txgirl2013 14

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:49

well....does she look like a man?

lalalaha 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:49

how is this an fml?

ghettoswag313 6

Thursday 18 August 2011 22:20

shit bitch!

orgasm_blush 4

Tuesday 31 May 2011 0:59

Omg! Lol. She probably thought you were ******* with her on purpose.

Nuttyicecream 2

Tuesday 31 May 2011 9:04

****** :D

roundblock 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 1:09

lol!

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