Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

Dudeee u really gotta get some action!!! It makes you feel so much better, and you can just work your way up from a lil **** to a really hot girl :P And BTW there plenty of pills for ur junk!

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:06

#191 Condoms are against Catholic religion

wazza_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:31

i'm so...so sorry

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