Kids: Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son...

By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Grounded. For. Life.

604 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Sounds like two guys in the house need to be grounded.

Comments

Faposaurus 4

Sunday 25 January 2015 6:10

Crack up xD

Witchylady 17

Sunday 25 January 2015 6:39

I hope you are ok, but I will admit that your smart ass some made a quick Witt smart ass comment.

Dragon_Mommy 3

Sunday 25 January 2015 9:25

Don't let him disrespect you that way! Your husband was an idiot for laughing, way for him to set the example. Hope you're okay.

SaturnCheese 5

Sunday 25 January 2015 9:35

What the actual ****. You do NOT talk to people like that, you do not talk to women like that, and you CERTAINLY don't talk to your family like that. Kid's a brat, ground him for life.

2lovelygirls 11

Sunday 25 January 2015 15:28

Op hope your arm is ok. I would buy luggage locks and put them through the holes in the plug in of all the electronic devices they enjoy.

Garktok 11

Sunday 25 January 2015 16:39

Am I the only one that would be proud of my kid for such a comeback?

colton200456 6

Sunday 25 January 2015 17:16

Okay in all reality, he just shoved you during a game. He didn't push you to the ground to make you cut your arm. He was being competitive and pushed you. Then you fell and cut your arm. Do you really have to call him an idiot? That's all on you.

amber3120 15

Monday 26 January 2015 0:00

Still not apropriate for him to cuss her out like tht . Thats his mother he should show more respect .

thewife5 19

Sunday 25 January 2015 20:43

I could not even imagine any of my kids talking like that. Holy shocked!

RadiantAerynSun 2

Sunday 25 January 2015 22:46

You need to have a serious talk to your husband about how he speaks to you. Because your kid has learned it from somewhere. And if it's not from him, your son should have been bleeding from the backhand his dad gave him for speaking to you like that.