Kids: Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son...

By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Grounded. For. Life.

604 11

Saturday 24 January 2015 5:32

Sounds like two guys in the house need to be grounded.

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mergeterge 24

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:04

I'm not usually a proponent of corporal punishment, but your son needs his ass kicked.

nevilninja 9

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:24

Shoving happens in sports so I really don't think you should have yelled at him for that. His response was wrong and disrespectful though and your husband should have backed you up.

labaro19 17

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:24

I think there are two people that need to be grounded

willysgrl 1

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:40

If that was my 15 year old son, I would ground him for the rest of his life! My son was not raised to act that way or to even say things like that. As a parent, you must raise them in the right way and if he still goes down that path all you can do is pray he makes the right choices and be there when he falls to help pick up the pieces.

JefferyLillie 16

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:50

I don't care if he was 15 or 50 my kid ever said that to my wife. He would get his butt whooped. I would laugh when I was alone.

MrSmush 19

Saturday 24 January 2015 19:59

Your son has got some balls

dc2fresh 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 20:00

its just a game. Dont be so up tight

Kylz 15

Saturday 24 January 2015 20:16

Honestly most of you take this way too seriously. I doubt he actually meant to hurt his mom like that. She blew up on him and he did the same thing back. He's 15, he's dumb and makes mistakes. There were times when I accidentally cussed at my parents but I didn't just get my ass beat and then grounded for life or anything. That's overboard for a few words. She should talk to her son and make sure it's clear that he can't talk to her like that... as for the husband, I don't really know what to say for him