Miscellaneous: Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be... - FML

By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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shananigans 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

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fictionaldiary 11

Sunday 4 May 2014 4:39

How is this in any way NOT your own fault?

pills_here 5

Thursday 22 May 2014 21:09

Team Fortress 2 in real life??

RobinLink37 9

Saturday 20 December 2014 21:07

If only Jarate could bounce off walls... That would be a lot more useful.

Iflabz 11

Friday 6 June 2014 3:21

Your a girl , how did you?

TonyDobiii 5

Thursday 28 August 2014 19:20

Karma

_Could_Be_Worse 11

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:45

Good, you're an ass

Luvshats 4

Saturday 26 September 2015 3:12

wtf...? why would that sound like a good idea anyway???

kmh112092 9

Monday 12 October 2015 5:09

karma!

Sansa_fml 38

Tuesday 3 November 2015 16:52

Good for you.

the_rascal64 8

Friday 13 November 2015 22:28

Jarate

awkwardngrateful 10

Saturday 2 January 2016 4:41

Better to be pissed on than pissed off!

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