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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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shananigans 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:09

Yeah... You have to know you deserve this. Besides how did you not notice the tree was in the way??

gaby904 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:10

Good. YDI YDI = You Deserved It You Damn Idiot

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CallMeMoMo 0

Friday 6 January 2012 12:26

That's what u get for pissing in a jug

Optomisticpencil 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 20:57

Wow, instant karma!

P1Nk13 7

Wednesday 9 May 2012 1:14

Im sure that was easy pissing into a jug, since you're female...lol your behavior reflects that of 12 year old boys, YDI.

gracevet88 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:05

I find it funny that ur a girl peeing in a jug

volleyballstarrr 1

Wednesday 22 August 2012 0:18

all i can say is ydi.

HanaFML 10

Monday 22 October 2012 0:56

Stupid idiot.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 22 January 2013 7:58

The 120k YDI should tell you something

mojo5678 5

Tuesday 26 February 2013 14:43

Did you really expect to post this and have people feel sorry for you?

DreamKiller13 4

Thursday 5 September 2013 2:13

Karma!

krazymeatball77 7

Thursday 21 November 2013 7:52

So you peed in a jug, threw it into the neighbors grass, instead it hit a tree and instead of going on the tree it bounced back?

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