Miscellaneous: Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they...

By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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BenignScientists 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:04

Comedy gold! Still, FYL ...

Turnip_Girl 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:29

Aww, and your doggy didn't even get its treat. :(

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Chazlol 7

Tuesday 20 September 2011 10:08

...Is the dog okay?

clutz123 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:42

guess that commercial was a little too realisitic

Unlucky_Gun 0

Wednesday 8 February 2012 4:12

Is the dog ok?

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 1:11

I wonder how many other people that has happened to...

gracefulbrick 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 18:03

Dogs can't see in 2D. Fake post.

license2chill 5

Thursday 23 August 2012 0:27

Sounds like a very successful tv commercial, at least it got your dog convinced

doglover100 28

Friday 23 November 2012 14:21

I laughed at this. You're dog seems adorable.

Jon15805 7

Friday 25 January 2013 12:44

Well mistake number one was to get a plasma.

cl4ptp 18

Wednesday 20 February 2013 3:19

Dogs are great :)

RustlingSoul 26

Wednesday 11 September 2013 3:43

I actually laughed at this.

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