Kids: Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck... - FML

By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Ib83 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:02

I hate little kids. Even worse, little kids with bad parents.

jaxx11 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:13

you should have said "if you just woulda ****** YOURself, we wouldn't have THIS (point at the kid) problem"

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chocococo_fml 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:37

oiy... people these days...

Koolgirl15 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:59

Wtf.. Kick tht bitches ass

TheDeadlyBones 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 2:00

I would have gotten the wholly paddle to the behind for that!!!

BadSuerte 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 18:01

karma. that family is ****** up.

almostalbino 10

Saturday 4 June 2011 22:07

backhand to the face. To both of them!!!

TerettsUnicorn 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 23:18

sounds like a nice family

sex_and_drugs 11

Monday 13 June 2011 18:18

great parenting skillz

RuskiManBearPig 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 6:59

if I ever said shit like that my mom would go al capone on my ass with a ****** bat

TheTerenity 9

Tuesday 21 June 2011 4:55

What the ****?

TheExploder 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 1:36

worst. parents. ever

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