Intimacy: TMI - FML

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By crazyman. - 12/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Keller

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Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML

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crazymedic06 2

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:49

Isn't the reception after the wedding?

The_Hitdude 12

Saturday 12 May 2012 15:59

Before anyone looks at 2's comment like he's an idiot, he has a point. The FML says "fiancé", and then goes on to say "at our wedding reception."He wouldn't be her fiancé anymore if they just got married.

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woeismee 1

Monday 14 May 2012 4:48

Ohemgee tell us more lol .

mmerizon 1

Monday 14 May 2012 6:02

Wouldn't he have been your husband at that point?

Hald 10

Monday 14 May 2012 7:19

Ydi.. Two reasons: Sex before marriage and for not stopping your husband from getting drunk at your wedding!

urbanimpression 6

Monday 14 May 2012 8:40

You had the reception before the wedding?

forever_born 6

Tuesday 15 May 2012 5:07

Whooooaaaaa bro talk about AWKWARD.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 15 May 2012 18:37

I would shut him up

rubyliu8420 7

Tuesday 15 May 2012 19:48

By the reception wouldn't he be your husband?

Neatfellen 0

Friday 18 May 2012 21:30

just sayin but hes not ur fiance ne more after the wedding. that was ur husband soin that lol

starlight124 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 23:57

that must have been fun. i would've tried to make a joke out of it somehow. don't stress it, your wedding day is the start of new adventures lol

mercurial_gem 1

Wednesday 13 June 2012 9:39

And he was NOT tackled as soon as it began because....?

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