The FML Showdown! By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30 Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens. I agree, your life sucks 480 You deserved it 162 Share Tweet Share
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML I agree, your life sucks 67 169 You deserved it 6 395
Today, while I was normally and gently cleaning my glasses with my shirt they snapped in half. This is the second time this has happened, with the exact same glasses. The optometrist got me another pair last time, but this time they said no because it was too suspicious. I now have to buy $150 glasses again. FML I agree, your life sucks 375 You deserved it 644
Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 60 354 You deserved it 5 206
Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 245 You deserved it 7 808
Today, my girlfriend and I walked to her couch while kissing with our eyes closed. Stumbling, we reached the couch and dropped our bodies, her on top of me. What I didn't know was that her kitty, Elvis, was napping. Elvis was very angry. FML I agree, your life sucks 424 You deserved it 96
Today, my daughter finally walked down the aisle with a man she loves very much. While I was escorting her, I managed to trip and fall down revealing what I've been trying to hide all of this time: my shiny gleaming bald head that showed when my wig fell off. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 061 You deserved it 12 975
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Stevie takes it, on style points alone!