School, Gross and Teachers: That's more than I asked for

That's more than I asked for

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while my teacher was helping me with a problem, the gum he was chewing fell from his mouth and down my shirt. FML

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txgirl2013 14

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

well he didnt reach and grab it did he?

p33dmypant5 0

Friday 29 April 2011 0:46

use it to tape your cleavage shut

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geezylouisy 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:10

hahahahahahaha!!!

edools 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 8:28

no gum in classs

katrcortez 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 9:50

Ha! A little too close, eh?

david000123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:44

dat happend to me to yesterday....LOL

tigerarmychic 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:44

was he hot? :)

david000123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:48

WTF???????

david000123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:45

and my teacher dose not care cuz she's like 26,and hella skinny...

david000123 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:47

I would of said"ummmm das not mine"LOL

Mylesv420 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:08

lmao did your teacher reach down and grab it?

sillygirl13 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 21:49

did he try to get it out? haha

Xtra_Cheddar 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 23:01

that's super hot

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