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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 29/12/2025 09:00

Today, my friends were criticizing me, a 36 year-old man hitting on a 22 year-old I met at a bar. I brought up that she’s a consenting adult. One of them responded, “Dude, the year she was born, you were old enough to jerk off and your voice was dropping… isn’t that a turnoff for you?” FML

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JuneBleeds4 19

Tuesday 30 December 2025 7:26

I'm with your friends on this one.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 1 January 2026 4:36

Alright you creepy weirdo. Maybe invest that attention into PornHub instead. Try not to violate any laws. Or young women.

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JuneBleeds4 19

Tuesday 30 December 2025 7:26

I'm with your friends on this one.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 1 January 2026 4:36

Alright you creepy weirdo. Maybe invest that attention into PornHub instead. Try not to violate any laws. Or young women.

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