Singing In The Shower By FML Videos - 18/09/2018 18:30 Everybody needs some time alone to sing it out... Just hope no one is recording it! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 73 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth worked on. I got tongue-tied and instead of asking if they could anesthetize me, I accidentally asked if they could euthanize me. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 776 You deserved it 2 532
Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML I agree, your life sucks 54 740 You deserved it 3 284
Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my name: Clémence. Instead they call me, “Baguette.” FML I agree, your life sucks 782 You deserved it 94
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 114 You deserved it 4 227
Today, I listened to my voice mail messages for the first time in months. One was from my Grandma that must have been meant for Gramps. I think I know now why my mother has so many siblings. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 494 You deserved it 2 155
Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 57 785 You deserved it 4 579
Wait... is that the voice actor and singer for Lion King???