Kids, Family, Religion and AITA: Shoutout to the big JC - FML

Shoutout to the big JC

By "Bad" Uncle K - 12/07/2026 12:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, my sister, brother-in-law, and all his family cusses at me and has labeled me as a "bad influence" to my nephew. He is smart, good looking, and has A LOT of future opportunities in life. They found out I'm supporting his "worthless" and "penniless" career of choice. He's dead set on being a Roman Catholic priest. FML

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DLBL 21

Monday 13 July 2026 2:01

Was the family hoping to receive regular donations from this kid's massive paychecks?

DLBL 21

Monday 13 July 2026 2:01

He's looking into becoming a priest, not a socialist lobbyist.

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angus 16

Sunday 12 July 2026 19:21

Why on earth would you encourage a young man to commit to a life of celibacy and intellectual bankruptcy in a bizarre cult of human sacrifice and blood magic, when he could put his mind to better use for the benefit of others if he’s that smart?

DLBL 21

Monday 13 July 2026 2:01

He's looking into becoming a priest, not a socialist lobbyist.

Vesi 29

Sunday 12 July 2026 23:02

Um.. might wanna check that dude's hard drive..

DLBL 21

Monday 13 July 2026 2:01

Was the family hoping to receive regular donations from this kid's massive paychecks?

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