Love, Surprise and Cute: Romantic moves

Romantic moves

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend with breakfast in bed. Instead, I spilled hot coffee all over her and the bed. We ended up spending the morning doing laundry instead of cuddling. FML

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SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 12 March 2023 16:45

Maybe she offered to assist with the cleanup?

meisiemeisie 8

Sunday 12 March 2023 0:24

We?? Sure, it was an accident, but you still spilled hot coffee all over the bed and her, presumably hurting her, and you still expected her to help you clean it up? Yikes...

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meisiemeisie 8

Sunday 12 March 2023 0:24

We?? Sure, it was an accident, but you still spilled hot coffee all over the bed and her, presumably hurting her, and you still expected her to help you clean it up? Yikes...