Embarrassing, Technology and Kids: Read the instructions

Read the instructions

By BlueBaby123 - 25/07/2009 11:30 - United States

Today, my husband and I got a new stainless steel microwave. When we took it out of the package, we noticed it was blue and got angry. We were about to return it, but we called in our 12 year-old daughter to see what she thought about it. She then took off the blue protective plastic. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 20:36

So there was a protective cover on your microwave and you didn't realize. Yes, your life is really difficult. Oh how you suffer.

Moviefreak321 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:41

Are you smarter than a 5th grader? I think not...

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tranekfny 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 9:37

hey i have one of those

TheFifthWitness 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

hey nobody cares

st87 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:03

dude. u guys are the biggest ******* idiots ever. You should be returned in ur mother's hole. Reason? You came with no brain! hahahahaha

cabernet 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:10

Wow...well be proud of yourself that you created a kid w/ brains at least.

muffintastic 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 13:34

ROFL. YDI meaning you deserved it, and you dumb idiots.

lustxxlovex 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 15:05

You shouldn't have bought a microwave unless you enjoy cancer. If you have an argument against this my point, I highly doubt you've read up on microwaves enough to have a counter-argument. I haven't used a microwave for 3 years, and I know several people who feel the same way as I do.

Reaper_man 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:23

You know, I took the time to sign up and make a profile just to tell you how much of a fucktard you are. Then again, what do 16 year olds know, really?