Moving home, Gross and Insects: Queen

Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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Saltime 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

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Comments

hiLARIUS 11

Friday 11 January 2013 3:33

those are gonna be some messed up ants...

MadisonDerp 16

Saturday 15 June 2013 19:46

I take it you don't sweep very often

YOLO_SWAG_2013 3

Saturday 20 July 2013 14:32

One word: RAID

nickschlundt 3

Sunday 29 September 2013 17:34

burn the house

Calvatron 6

Thursday 27 February 2014 2:39

that sucks, now your internet is going to be all buggy):

DaRito 25

Sunday 24 May 2015 2:31

Burn the apartment.

CoNaana 18

Friday 10 July 2015 9:40

How can you not notice this before?

ThatOnePolarBear 13

Monday 29 August 2016 9:52

I now feel itchy after reading this.

Allie614032 34

Thursday 2 March 2017 22:42

Come on. It's an apartment, not a house. It's been two months. Clean up.

Pletchersgirl 15

Friday 7 July 2017 23:40

I once found a sugar ant nest in my router too! Horrible.

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