Love and Embarrassing: Puppy love

Puppy love

By Anonymous - 22/12/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML

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poopface82 23

Monday 23 December 2024 19:39

Come on. You knew full well “read in private” was a polite suggestion, nothing more.

Chazzster 29

Monday 23 December 2024 21:13

Important things you say face to face in person. If you can’t do that, save it for when you can.

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poopface82 23

Monday 23 December 2024 19:39

Come on. You knew full well “read in private” was a polite suggestion, nothing more.

Chazzster 29

Monday 23 December 2024 21:13

Important things you say face to face in person. If you can’t do that, save it for when you can.

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