Intimacy: Pretend

Pretend

By Anonymous - 01/09/2013 16:34 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

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Haduken 16

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:47

Is your girlfriend a 12 year old girl?

Chanti_fml 26

Sunday 1 September 2013 23:48

Well, that is one direction you could go!

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toneeangel 22

Monday 2 September 2013 17:43

I really dnt see the problem. She's spicy up ur sex life

GamerGriffin 10

Monday 2 September 2013 18:07

ahajahahjahahajahahahaha! xD is ur gf an 11 year old fangirl?

ZebraBedSheets 2

Monday 12 May 2014 19:35

Nigga please

unknownjedi112 7

Monday 2 September 2013 20:13

You were the one who asked her out. If she asked you out, you said yes. Leave her or suck it up and get a little freaky.

JustNatalie 8

Monday 2 September 2013 23:17

I love One Direction, but I'd never torture my boyfriend that way.

britishbums 8

Friday 6 September 2013 3:17

Same here lol

SSTRNK 6

Tuesday 3 September 2013 5:35

Run.

The_9th_Doctor 18

Tuesday 3 September 2013 7:49

well, time to move on to a woman

webslasher01 10

Tuesday 3 September 2013 10:07

Aaaaaand she's single

thesaracarrow 2

Tuesday 3 September 2013 11:27

do it. im a directoner, i've read a majority of fan fics. trust me, your mind isn't the only thing she'll blow.

ZebraBedSheets 2

Monday 12 May 2014 19:36

OMG I love you

DWynter 11

Tuesday 3 September 2013 14:20

Well, you can't really say your girlfriend has bad taste - she picked you, after all. I hope the wig wasn't too itchy.

FunnnyGirrl 19

Tuesday 3 September 2013 14:56

That's when you know the person you're having sex with is too young

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