Cars, ACAB, Cops and Transportation: One law for thee…

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By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Springfield

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He told me one of my lights was busted, and I couldn't help but point out that one of his was out too. He said, "Thanks, I'll get that fixed right away." then gave me a ticket. FML

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demonfacee 14

Monday 13 October 2014 6:19

He needs to stop being a hypocrite and get his head fixed right away. He should give himself a ticket.

KrispyKreme_92 8

Friday 24 October 2014 13:09

**** Da Police

trumpet27 1

Tuesday 24 January 2017 20:13

wtf?!

Gubbon 17

Tuesday 10 October 2023 9:28

And gave himself a ticket too, right?

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