Intimacy: Oh hey how are you?

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 9:04

Guess you got pretty horny...

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jadejazmyn 5

Monday 13 June 2011 22:19

Oh but all the times I was n my own car. Once again don't have it n others cars!

hockey1317 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:06

Maybe get a room or use the backseat

hockey1317 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:06

Maybe get a room or use the backseat

J1hill33 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 0:54

more room in the back

steph8608 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:14

f his mom's life... gross

JoshuAugust 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 2:39

typical female, always screwing up a good time

jacquay09 3

Tuesday 14 June 2011 3:36

finally forgave your boyfriend for smashing your finger? decide to give that front seat another go huh?

MellisaTatum 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:28

That's Kinky. Me like(;

bergerboy2364 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 4:48

Rookie mistake lol

Peaches03007 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:55

this makes no sense. you pulls over to have sex in the car but leaned in the horn and woke your whole neighborhood up... jus sayin'.

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