Love, Embarrassing, Relatable and Awkward: News to me

News to me

By Paul - 05/07/2026 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML

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SAgirl 20

Sunday 5 July 2026 9:34

That's a very gentle way to say no. She's probably not even engaged.

JackWood 20

Sunday 5 July 2026 15:16

First rule of dating be sure to ask their relationship status. ;)

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SAgirl 20

Sunday 5 July 2026 9:34

That's a very gentle way to say no. She's probably not even engaged.

JackWood 20

Sunday 5 July 2026 15:16

First rule of dating be sure to ask their relationship status. ;)

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