ewh! Maybe you should clean behind the couch more often.

At least he cuts his toenails, so that's good for him!

i like how you said stash haha

Holy shit. That is one of the most disgusting things I ever heard

Now that is disgusting

Better then most fiancées

Time to get a new fiancé

When I was little, I used to save all my nail clipping and put it in this sea shell on the window sill.

ewwww wtfff!!

There is probably a reason he never TOE you about the stash!