By yosmurf - 11/6/2019 00:01
Today, my son proudly announced to me that he has been learning to cut out shapes at school, and that he'd cut out some ovals and wanted to show me. He showed me the pictures of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson and Jackson and their corresponding bills. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

You can always tape up those small bills and take them to a bank. Be glad it's not a Franklin.

You'd have been really screwed if it was the trillion-dollar Trump note. We're all screwed with that one.

By  fde2blknimout  |  18

Its amazing that with all forms of media, common sense and talking with friends/parents-people still manage to leave their valuables where their kid can reach them. When the kid is a teenager its gonna be easy to get the car keys, credit cards and end up dead or in juvy for killing someone on the road. LEARN FROM THIS!!!!!!!!

By  AmbrosiaFan  |  16

Be proud that he can cut shapes. Then, hide your freaking money/wallet so he doesn't get into it. Next, take pictures of his success.

Then head to the bank and explain what happened and see if they can help you out replacing them.