Intimacy, Kids and Sex: My kid, the playa

My kid, the playa

By baldiesmom - 29/08/2021 08:01

Today, I learned that my 18-year-old son has had more sexual partners together at one time than I've had separately in total in my life. FML

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Sunday 29 August 2021 14:47

Whose fault is that? Join the local swingers club and you can rack up numbers your kid will struggle to match! Go, girl!

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 29 August 2021 14:47

Whose fault is that? Join the local swingers club and you can rack up numbers your kid will struggle to match! Go, girl!

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 30 August 2021 7:09

If it makes you feel better, it sounds like you made a great choice in a partner

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