Painful, beach and Health: Mr Burns - FML

Mr Burns

By ScarletBuckeye - 09/07/2016 16:38

Today, I didn't want to get sand in my shoes, so I walked down to the beach barefoot. The sand was so hot that it burned the soles of my feet. I now have blisters across the bottom of my feet and between my toes… but at least there's no sand in my shoes. FML

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gosh_mate 30

Sunday 10 July 2016 14:02

Was there any water nearby to walk near / cool off your feet? I have always found the wet sand easier to bear in the middle of summer.

ScratchCatPower 32

Sunday 10 July 2016 13:21

"...You wish your entire feet were fireproof..." Under the boooardwalk, down by the seeeaaa...

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prettygurl89 16

Friday 15 July 2016 12:20

Yikes :(

ginger528 4

Monday 18 July 2016 5:26

?always look on the briiiiight side of life?

123Puppy 33

Wednesday 25 September 2019 23:54

You should’ve worn shoes.

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