Health, Weird and Relatable: Mr Beard

Mr Beard

By Anonymous - 06/07/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML

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staunchpoo 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 11:45

dude how did you manage to measure how many shades lighter your face is

IronicallyMaiden 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 15:10

...and that is why I will not shave my beard

yzf250rider88 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 16:18

what did you expect it ti be completely tan? I hope you dont plan on shaving your head cause you'll have the same end result

aknight14 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 17:58

hahaha! just put a bag over your face:)

saturnsonic 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:43

Whahahahaha....lol

ramykomy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 0:43

hahahaha

richard92105 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

how do you effectively cover that up with fake tan? fyl dude

Might_Just_Work 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:03

beards are gross....that's what you get...btw thanks for making my day!! xD

Candy16 5

Friday 8 July 2011 9:27

Lmao!

CrazyCountryGirl 5

Friday 8 July 2011 17:38

phahaha

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