Monday morning blues

desperate905 - - Netherlands

Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML
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That's a good idea, I've been cramming that into my break time at work. Working at Starbucks can build up stress fast

pr1nc3ss817 4

I'm just late for work. And out of batteries.

Hey if you need a hand with that I'd be more than willing to help! No pun intended! Lol

sandwichman1796 0

Try having a girlfriend and masturbating all the time..

Do it before bed man greatest sleep ever! And no planning time for that get to sleep 30 minutes later. Dont feel bad man its all in good fun

Ibanez3x 5

Your fml and username aren't increasing your chances of getting a gf/bf anytime soon...