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stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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anon - 06/03/2017 00:00

Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML

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littlemisstiny - 29/08/2009 08:48 - Ireland

Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML

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Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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noshitsherlock 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 9:10

you should have demanded $20 or however much dry cleaning costs. BAG --> OPEN --> VOMIT INSIDE IT. How hard could that be?

suxs4ulol 22

Sunday 4 December 2011 2:09

some people get motion sickdumbass

mubaki 18

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:49

I second 9 and 37. I would have tried to run away before she even threw up.

TriNiBaByDoLL 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 16:53

Ewww...sucks, hope she bought u new clothes or paid for a spa lol

soccergirl37 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:22

I'm surprised someone wasn't like "YDI because....because....well, you should've like dodged the vomit! Yeah! It was definitely your fault!"

ibemad_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:27

People with airline sickness should be forced to tape their mouths shut with duct tape before they can board the plane. Btw, how do you miss from point blank???

blameyourself 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:44

This is like my flying nightmare. I'm petrified of people vomiting, and I don't know how I'd stand it if she threw up on me. FYL indeed.

ChasinParkedCars 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 17:53

#5 you're a dumbass. they might not be sick before the flight. but they get plane-sick. it happens. or they are flying for an emergency across the country so no matter what health condition they're in, they're gonna get there. OP, FYL man. that really sucks.

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Thursday 4 June 2009 17:57

I would make her pay for that!

ithedarkknight 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:01

omg u are so nice cus i would of raised hell they would have to put me in first class for both flights!!!

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:11

I hope you at least called her a dumb bitch after that. Its not like it'd make things any more awkward.

fishness 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 18:12

@55 you can puke through your nose. better for everyone if people with flight sickness just take some ******* dramamine and suck it up... or better yet, don't fly!