Money, Vacation and Dad jokes: Meme posting IRL - FML

Meme posting IRL

By fuck off dad, just fuck off k? - 08/07/2026 00:00 - The Netherlands

Today, I excitedly told my parents I was going to India for an exotic vacation in two months. My dad responded with a "DO NOT REDEEM THE VACATION!" reaction in a racist voice while laughing. My mom snorted and fake-chastised him while also laughing. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 8 July 2026 22:27

So, I guess you should go do the needful and tell them to **** off…

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tiptoppc 19

Wednesday 8 July 2026 22:27

So, I guess you should go do the needful and tell them to **** off…

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