Miscellaneous: MAKE IT STOP

MAKE IT STOP

By Ughh! - 20/02/2013 20:40 - France

Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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Bass, how low can you go?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2020 02:02

Today, I tried to study for my upcoming engineering exam. The class I’m in is notorious for being incredibly difficult and is oftentimes the reason for people dropping out of the major. Too bad the dudes in the apartment next to me have a subwoofer and keep playing music that has way too much bass. FML

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By lovehaterelationship - 10/03/2014 18:43 - Austria - Graz

Today, I had to study for an important test but I could barely focus because my roommate had his music blasting at full volume. Since we get along well, I decided to put up with it. I just found out he forgot to turn it off and left over 6 hours ago. FML

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Magic System?

By Anonymous - 13/02/2023 14:30 - India - Vadodara

Today, I'm trying to study for my finals, but some local school is having an event nearby, and has decided to make life hell by playing "Magic In The Air" at full volume while some woman screams into a mic. I'm dying. The entire neighbourhood can hear their damn sports day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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MrHotShot22 6

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:10

Communication is key. Just simply go talk to both neighbors calmly.

Vanillanougat 14

Thursday 21 February 2013 0:12

Sound-cancelling headphones. Best investment you'll ever make.

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jjmiller1001 17

Thursday 21 February 2013 9:19

call the coppers

katykoolcat 13

Thursday 21 February 2013 11:34

How did the exams go :D

shadow7x 10

Thursday 21 February 2013 12:22

call the building superviser or police on them both

trulymickeyj 13

Thursday 21 February 2013 14:17

Go next door and tell them its not you its downstairs. Duh.

madgrinchhatter 12

Thursday 21 February 2013 14:52

Go to the library

GwennaRose 22

Thursday 21 February 2013 15:35

Are they at least blasting good music?

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 21 February 2013 16:35

Why dont you just tell your next door neighbors that the music isnt yours?

cougar41 8

Thursday 21 February 2013 19:41

Call the police. NOISE COMPLAIN or go to your local library

saffy66 34

Thursday 21 February 2013 22:13

Confront the neighbours next door, then send then down to confront the idiots downstairs. Or go somewhere else to study.

sweetprefection 4

Friday 22 February 2013 2:35

You have important exams? So you decided to waste more time by writing your FML instead of study?? Hmmm lol

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