Awkward, Cheating Love Lipstick drama

Lipstick drama

Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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.... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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GirlishMan1883897 - 24/07/2010 10:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Mysterious girl

Anonymous - 31/10/2021 11:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML

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fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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Busted

Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML

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On the sauce

drinkdrankdrunk - 27/09/2013 07:33 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up from a night of heavy drinking to find my girlfriend dumped me. Apparently I drunk-called her last night and told her that someone as beautiful as her could be with someone way better than me. She agreed. FML

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killme - 13/12/2018 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML

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napero 0

Friday 6 November 2009 20:28

Women...

perstephane 4

Friday 6 November 2009 20:29

Amen - go get one who isn't crazy. Or, at least one who's less crazy.

PonPonPattaPon 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:29

Haha, or maybe the OP should just ******' was himslef off like a normal person would? YDI

PonPonPattaPon 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:31

Haha, or maybe the OP should just take a shower? Y'know, like a normal person? YDI

weqg 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:20

Your ex is a stupid ****, and a drunk for that matter.

Malfunkshun 1

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:03

Women are usually able to identify the lipstick shade they wear.

ibanezman007 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 1:56

Man, alchohol sucks!!

Smile_A 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 13:08

Don't give up like this. She was probably very hurt, and therefore didn't want to listen. But hey if you show up with flowers and tell her you love her and explain, you get bonuspoints forever. (seriously, I don't know why everybody complains, girls are quite easy to please =P)