Intimacy, Sex and Love: Let's spend some time together

Let's spend some time together

By lucy - 03/03/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me what I enjoyed most about the weekend we'd spent together. I mention in detail a certain move he'd pulled when we made love. When asked what he enjoyed most, he replied, "Putting my fish tank together." FML

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Same thing different taste

By fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML

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Not now, Kevin

By Noname - 16/01/2009 17:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

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By shopper242 - 22/11/2010 12:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

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By Bruja5 - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I thought about my boyfriend and all the things we used to do together years ago. Today, I also spent the day doing my now husband's laundry and watching him sit on the couch with his hand inside his underwear. FML

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By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 30/08/2019 02:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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By Ignitingmylightsaber - 18/10/2009 11:29 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

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By Krissy - 25/01/2010 08:36 - United States

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend on the back bumper of my car. After he finished he told me he felt like he was riding a seahorse. FML

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Set the scene

By Fire0fisis - 23/05/2012 09:38 - Hong Kong

Today, my boyfriend and I went out on his boat. We got in the water and started to have sex when a fishing boat came by and chummed. There's nothing more romantic than bloody fish guts. FML

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Lick_yer_face 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:36

I find it funny that it was a girl who chose the sex to be the best part of the weekend, and a guy to pick something unrelated. Way to break down those stereotypes! Putting stuff together is fun though. :D

burdenofaday 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:48

Maybe you should try your own certain move. It's better when the girl does more than just lay there. D:

Comments

egaonogenki 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:53

Maybe it's a figure of speech for something not meant for kids to hear.

merv243 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:22

So you have a boyfriend who likes spending time with you in ways other than having sex. Sorry that is so horrible for you?

00Problematic00 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:51

Some guys are too shy, reserved, or classy to reveal that sex is the thing they enjoy most. Though it's true that probably the sex was the most enjoyable part of his weekend, he would never say that it was.

whitey_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:12

haha, your boyfriend is a dork.

imhawaiian 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:45

some guys like building stuff how often do you see female contruction workers anyway... not to be offensive

Kizzah 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:16

#23 is right imo

ConSeannery 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 7:06

Judging by previous comments, there are lots of geeks on here who haven't gotten laid enough. Sure your bf should have told you that the sex was the best part of the weekend - but, speaking for myself, sex is usually just an enjoyable thing to pass the time. It's not particularly special all the time, whereas completing a project that you've been looking forward to can be very rewarding. You can have great sex every single day, multiple times a day. What's so special about that?