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Let's go girls

By skid - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

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By glocked and goaded - 03/04/2015 18:08 - United States - Sun City

Today, at my cousin's wedding, there was a bouquet toss. I jumped to catch it, only to get knocked down and crushed by a woman twice my size who'd jumped backwards. It still feels like someone shattered my ribs with a sledgehammer. FML

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Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Did you at least catch it?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:11

Hey nothing wrong with being single, embrace it you learn a lot about yourself!

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militarybrat 21

Thursday 4 June 2015 6:49

That happened to me too. Between me, a 24 year old and a 12 year old. She caught it and I was pissed because its supposed to be for girls of marrying age. But meh got over it.

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