Let me Slytherin

By Wisconsin love - 13/12/2010 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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lil_miss_blair 0

don't complain, your boyfriend rocks.

After that, did he conjure up an ****** with his "magic wand"?

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jdogy 0

this is the best fml ever!!!!!! :p

That's HILARIOUS! XD Too bad my bf's not a Potter fan.. ;-;

Yoou probably deserved it if you were wearing a feather boa, a sexy lace co-bra, stockings, and garters. Your boyfriend sounds like a black rat. I would ask for my diamondback and punch him in the cottonmouth.

He's a keeper. Never, EVER dump him. I wish my boyfriend was a HP geek...

Meru 0

I don't even know what to say but that's amazing.

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poetry10111 6

But he's letting a serpent in, not calling one out...