Love and Money: Lavish is out - FML

Lavish is out

By INeedAJob - 17/01/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my sugar daddy-turned-boyfriend can no longer support my lavish lifestyle and told me to get a job. Ever since he divorced his wife and kids for me, he has to pay a hefty child support and alimony for them. This is way more than I bargained for. Now I can’t break up with him or he’ll think I’m a gold digger. FML

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Dr_Alex 10

Wednesday 17 January 2024 15:12

Isn't anyone who has a sugar daddy/mommy is a gold digger, by default?

maverick83 15

Wednesday 17 January 2024 16:35

this is fake, right? this has to be fake. nobody is this stupid.

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UniUni 20

Saturday 8 June 2024 0:29

You are a gold digger and a homewrecking *****

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