School and Embarrassing: It's rigged I tell ya! - FML

It's rigged I tell ya!

By Lance O - 18/06/2026 09:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, as the new school year starts, we had the traditional class council election, where I bravely nominated myself for class president. As our new teacher tallied the votes on the board, I corrected her with a minor detail: "Ma'am, its Lance A. not Lance O." She responded, "What Lance O? That's your score! Zero!" FML

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ellenness 9

Thursday 18 June 2026 23:17

well done for putting yourself out there! don't let this get in the way of doing it again

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ellenness 9

Thursday 18 June 2026 23:17

well done for putting yourself out there! don't let this get in the way of doing it again

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