Work, Health, Embarrassing and Farts: It's a gas gas gas

It's a gas gas gas

By annie - 16/02/2023 04:00

Today, I trusted a fart at work and, for the first time in my life, it did not come out silent. I have had a hell of a time explaining to people that I don’t fart loudly all the time. FML

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tiptoppc 19

Thursday 16 February 2023 18:23

After that, are you ok? Annie? Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, annie? You’ve been whipped by, loud wind-ensemble.

Chazzster 29

Thursday 16 February 2023 22:48

Were you thinking that if nobody hears a fart then no one will smell it?

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tiptoppc 19

Thursday 16 February 2023 18:23

After that, are you ok? Annie? Annie, are you ok? Are you ok, annie? You’ve been whipped by, loud wind-ensemble.

Chazzster 29

Thursday 16 February 2023 22:48

Were you thinking that if nobody hears a fart then no one will smell it?

metroido 17

Friday 17 February 2023 7:24

you do realize not everyone’s farts smell?

Chazzster 29

Friday 17 February 2023 19:14

Reminds me of a very old joke about a person who apparently had a stopped up nose and a hearing problem… Just because you don’t smell it doesn’t mean others don’t.