Today, I was sitting next to my bf on the sofa while watching...

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By westoz - 06/12/2018 05:05

Today, I was sitting next to my bf on the sofa while watching one of our favourite tv shows. My hand was on his thigh when he lovingly looks me in the eyes, holds my hand and slowly puts my hand on his crotch. Romance isn’t dead. FML

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BillGray 9

Thursday 3 January 2019 19:51

What was the show?

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 10 December 2018 4:57

Did you wash your hands before typing this FML? I don’t to get infected with something. LOL

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wanted_2_want 40

Monday 10 December 2018 4:57

Did you wash your hands before typing this FML? I don’t to get infected with something. LOL

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:40

He obviously thought that's where you were going.

BillGray 9

Thursday 3 January 2019 19:51

What was the show?

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