Health: Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second...

By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By skyllabeauty1234 - 23/07/2015 03:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:26

Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 18 October 2018 15:42

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

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mutlupb 4

Wednesday 10 October 2018 21:24

Double the pleasure, double the fun?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 11 October 2018 1:26

Sounds like you're over-enthusiastic when you chew. Or you have too much gum at once.

SaltyLurker 10

Thursday 18 October 2018 13:49

YDI for not being part of the Aryan race with perfectly strong jaw-lines.

Pornstartled 14

Thursday 18 October 2018 14:22

Karma. I really detest people (publicly) chewung gum.

Alaina Heuerman 20

Friday 2 November 2018 16:04

I was in my living room...

onceuponatime456 16

Thursday 18 October 2018 15:42

You're NOT supposed to chew the whole package, just one piece!

purplepixie23 16

Thursday 18 October 2018 17:45

Time to switch to tic tacs

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 18 October 2018 18:11

Don’t try a jaw-breaker. They way you eat, part of your face might fall off!

vegantreegirl 26

Thursday 18 October 2018 22:19

Ouch. I'm sorry. I have weird joint issues so sometimes when I yawn my jaw dislocates. Super fun!

raganerus 17

Friday 19 October 2018 1:55

gum sucks, makes peope look unintrressted and its a laxitiv.

Stealthninjaa 19

Friday 19 October 2018 2:56

The first time FYL, the second time you deserve it.

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