Health, Awkward and Skincare: Hypochondriac

Hypochondriac

By Stepheroni - this FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to the doctor to ask what the weird white lump was on my back, and if it was cancer. He told me it was the biggest pimple he'd ever seen. FML

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Eashy 16

Thursday 13 April 2017 18:13

Well at least you don't have cancer

cacheson 41

Thursday 13 April 2017 18:32

Maybe you should submit it as s Guinness world record.

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campdude90 15

Saturday 15 April 2017 20:18

Probably a cyst. See a dermatological surgeon to have it drained.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 17 April 2017 4:19

Be glad that it's just a pimple. It may be disgusting, but at least it's nothing serious.

Manual_Manoosy 21

Thursday 20 April 2017 18:29

So did he pop it for you? Was this you? https://youtu.be/GovDXd_jVcI

nentenkupo 16

Tuesday 12 December 2017 17:53

at least it wasn't cancer!!!

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