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By jaybob18 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally used the statistics book that I forked out $120 to buy. To kill an ant. FML

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LetItRise 0

Friday 17 June 2011 15:52

stuff like that grinds my gear, teachers that don't use the god damn text book Fyl

moshimoshi1993 8

Friday 17 June 2011 16:34

Or that the ant is a statistic. 34% of ants die each year in unused text book accidents.

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thehoneybadger 10

Friday 17 June 2011 23:31

I don't understand people who squish bugs. Then you've got a bug-shaped smear on, in this case, your textbook. Gross. I just flick them away.

kemosabe_fml 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 0:59

wow an ant? it's not even a good bug should have been a spider or a cockroach

missy_n 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:25

Soooo? Whats bad in killing ants with an expensive book? The ant was honoured i bet!

useranon 1

Saturday 18 June 2011 5:59

I paid $250 for mine…

ekb294 4

Saturday 18 June 2011 6:27

murderer!

BlastedAF 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 8:56

Sell your books on eBay people ; people are always looking for cheap people my brother sold his 140 book for 80 dollars not bad eh?

rheap 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 2:44

I never used my statistics textbook either.

AnnabelBish3 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 10:44

Sqwish The Ant With The Book :D

choclatmuffin101 2

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:36

silly! :)

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 2 August 2011 3:49

Well who's fault is that

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