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Hero of the hour

By Anonymous - 06/07/2026 12:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I stopped a car with its handbrake off from rolling into a group of kids by holding it until it stopped with me half under the tyre, dislocating my knee. Everyone said I was a hero except my dad, who threw an empty can at me because now I can’t push his wheelchair to the working men’s club. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 7 July 2026 2:37

Please feel free to quote this wisdom verbatim to your father: "Oh no! Anyway..."

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 7 July 2026 2:37

Please feel free to quote this wisdom verbatim to your father: "Oh no! Anyway..."

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